Datuk Shah Rukh Khan

I'm struggling to find an accurate expletive when I heard the Malacca state is going to honour SRK with Datukship. 

Does he deserve it? From the state of Tamil Nadu, Kerala or Bihar, yes. From Malacca? I don't see an obvious reason for it. Has he been secretly contributing to the development of Malacca? I hope someone will clarify his merit.

Does he even want it? What could possibly a Datukship from Malacca be useful in his career and his life in general? Did he say he's thinking of becoming a Malaysian citizen? Or is it a way to pave his path into Malaysian politics (read: BN) in the hope of gaining Indian votes? A weapon against Hindraf, eh?

Sorry.... can't help being toxically cynical about this.