You Asked For It

Every occupation has its hazard. University lecturers are not exempted. Here's an example of such hazard.

The chatter's real name has been changed to 'girl'
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girl: assalamualaikum
pakalang: waalaikum salam
pakalang: may I know who this is?
girl: am [*****].... sori disturbing u.. how's life there?
pakalang: life is ok
pakalang: what's your name?
girl: am [*****], i took [*****] be4, but, after u left, am convert to [*****]... coz psyc sweet lecturer go to uk..
pakalang: owh....
pakalang: [*****]
pakalang: the name sounds familiar... but the face is harder to come by
girl: u may not notice me... i know who am i...
pakalang: so many students
pakalang: difficult to remember all
pakalang: especially those who is comfortable being a 'nobody' in class
girl: amek saye sebijik... tekene plak...
[*****]
girl: cant speak anything when 've a gudlooking lecturer infront
BUZZ!!!
pakalang: there's a lot of students who are able to see the lecture instead of the lecturer
girl: hahahaha.... yeah... until they had a daydreaming... pretend to hear for the lecture bcoz of the physically attractive lecturer
pakalang: thank you for your complement
pakalang: But I'd rather students find me intellectually attractive, rather than physically attractive
girl: ofcourse i find something intellectually attractive untill it touch my heart
girl: [ kiss smiley]
BUZZ!!!
pakalang: thanks but no thanks
girl: giveup?
pakalang: I don't like to encourage flirtatious behavior among my student
girl: owh.. if am not ur student/
girl: ?
girl: u gonna encourage me?
pakalang: not really
girl: is it a sin to be in love wif u?
pakalang: women who are too forward are a big turn off for me
girl: juz a judgement... may not right...
pakalang: when it comes to personal issue, it is my judgement
pakalang: it is my judgement to make
pakalang: 'taste' tak boleh paksa , kan?
girl: yea..am not too young to understand... maybe my love experience is wiser than u
pakalang: i hope so..
girl: yeah, even worse than u
pakalang: wiser? worse?
pakalang: how do yo mean?
girl: both
girl: u might understand it
girl: if..........
pakalang: if what?
girl: if u open ur heart to understand what secret are
pakalang: generally, I try to keep my nose out of people's business
pakalang: I'd encourage people to talk about their secret if it will help them in one way or another
pakalang: but, as a general rule, I don't like to listen to secrets for the sake of keeping a secret
girl: a strong man stand for himself, a stronger man stand for himself n others
girl: its ok
girl: am pretend to be ok
pakalang: denial?
girl: yup
girl: dont like ur way
girl: [broken heart smiley]
pakalang: that's part of the 'no encouragement' policy
girl: no encouragement for what?
pakalang: I don't like to encourage flirtatious behavior among my student
pakalang: mu pehe dok apa maksuk 'flirtatious' tu?
girl: flirtatious behavior dont need any encouragement or what.... it came by passion
pakalang: yes, I know that
pakalang: that's why I don't want to encourage it
pakalang: that kind of behaviour/passion is like a small fire
pakalang: i don't want to make it bigger.....
girl: yea... maybe it bigger than u tought.. maybe.... maybe urs bigger than me
pakalang: well, in that case, I'd like to CLEARLY say that I DO NOT have any feelings towards you
pakalang: and let me repeat: I DO NOT have any feelings towards you
girl: yea.. do not need to repeat.. r u in menstrual period?
girl: be cool
girl: calm down
girl: i touht ur are better in controlling ur emotion
girl: guys are same
girl: even u
pakalang: wow! what an interesting over-generalisation
pakalang: and very original too
girl: n.... i tought u know how to be sweet than now
girl: guy... guy... guy....
girl: different from my expectation
pakalang: well, good luck with finding a good guy then
girl: no gudguy right?
pakalang: well... you've said it yourself - guys are the same
girl: yea, every guy that i met, say not all guy are the same, but later, they will say by their own, every guy still the same... n if u will stay beside me... i think u will do d' same thing like 'em
pakalang: i totally agree with you
pakalang: i can't think of any refutation to your well-made point
girl: thats it
pakalang: thank you for showing me how to be cool and calm, and controlling your emotions
girl: there's no tru love right... even from our good fren...
guy... guy.. guy...
act, i juz wanna to know who u r... not really wanna flirtg wif u.. hope u dont get wrong, am not crazy to flirt wif my own lecture
sorry sir
u make my bad expectation trough guy higher
salam
wish u gudluck
pakalang: and goodluck to you too
girl: sorry.... its not a time for u to wish

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When I have more time, I'd like to write a running commentary on the exchanges above. The juice of sarcasm is flowing freely at the moment. Hope it will return when I have the time to write.