Tuesday, July 25, 2017

beverages jokes

1.
A man, with a bad cough, walked into Starbucks and placed his order. Upon receiving his receipt, he was surprised at the extra charges for his usual cappuccino.
"What's this for?" he asked the barista in between his coughs.
The barista handed him an extra paper napkin and replied, "That's the coffee."

2.
A woman walked into Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and ordered a hot chai. When collecting her order, she was given the chai, and a liquid in a very small container.
"I only ordered the chai," she hesitated in accepting the extra drink.
"This comes with your chai," the staff told her.
"But why is it so small?"
"It is exactly 6% of your chai. It's the GST".

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