sports (arrested) development

Which of these we would like to come true?

1. Sir Alex Ferguson has claimed that Samir Nasri has agreed to leave Arsenal - but not to join Manchester United. He will instead join the winner of 2011 Malaysian Super League title, Kelantan. He said he is looking forward to live in Kota Bharu, and shop at Pasar Khadijah.

2. Tired of being labelled Scottish when losing, and British when winning, Andy Murray opted to adopt a new citizenship. He had applied to be a Malaysian at the Malaysian High Commission Office in London. He cited 1Malaysia spirit as the deal breaker."I hope all Malaysians can accept me as a fellow Malaysian". He declined to comment on speculations that he's considering changing his name to Andika or Anding.