Sunday, February 08, 2015

Statistical pick up line

1. "Does it feel lonely being there?"
"Excuse me?"
"Being in the top 1% of the beauty distribution?"
2. "I know i am average; but i can easily identify you as an extreme outlier" (use with caution, this can be an insult as well)
3. "If you are a scale, you must be ratio"
"Why did you say that?"
"When you are not around, my happiness is an absolute zero"
4. "You are significant predictor variable in my 'how lucky am i' regression model"
5. "I want to reject you"
"I want to reject the hypothesis that you are not significant in my life"
The above lines are to be used only if both parties had taken undergraduate statistics course.

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