Just for fun
Disclaimer: Not for stereotyping, being racist or anything. This is just a play on words that happens to refer to nations and nationalities.
Heard at a talk in Sabah: Do you know what happen when a Bruneian and a Dusun got married? They get a B(e)rudu.
That's the original. And here's my own list.
Yahudi + Hindu + Komunis = yahoo.com
Scotland + Denmark = Skodeng
Jerman + UK = Jeruk
Bangladesh + Angola = Bangang
Serbia + Senegal = Sengal
Kazakhstan + Pakistan = Kapak
Solomon Island + Somalia = So so
Afghanistan + Burundi = AFUndi
Melayu + Luxumberg
Korean + Texan = Kotex
Apachee + Panama = Apa Nama
Namibia + Egypt = Najib
Najib + Mongolia = (result pending verification from court proceedings)
Togo + Tonga = Toto
Tajikistan + Tanzania = Tata
China + Sri Lanka = Chilaka
Chilaka + Sulu = Chilaka Lu
And finally, when the B(e)rudu grows up, he will show neither the Bruneian and Dusun parantage. Instead, he will manifest characteristics of Kadazan and Batak .
Heard at a talk in Sabah: Do you know what happen when a Bruneian and a Dusun got married? They get a B(e)rudu.
That's the original. And here's my own list.
Yahudi + Hindu + Komunis = yahoo.com
Scotland + Denmark = Skodeng
Jerman + UK = Jeruk
Bangladesh + Angola = Bangang
Serbia + Senegal = Sengal
Kazakhstan + Pakistan = Kapak
Solomon Island + Somalia = So so
Afghanistan + Burundi = AFUndi
Melayu + Luxumberg
Korean + Texan = Kotex
Apachee + Panama = Apa Nama
Namibia + Egypt = Najib
Najib + Mongolia = (result pending verification from court proceedings)
Togo + Tonga = Toto
Tajikistan + Tanzania = Tata
China + Sri Lanka = Chilaka
Chilaka + Sulu = Chilaka Lu
And finally, when the B(e)rudu grows up, he will show neither the Bruneian and Dusun parantage. Instead, he will manifest characteristics of Kadazan and Batak .
Comments
Sir, u ni ada sense of humour, and u know what, everytime u buat lawak kat kelas u akan buat dek jer, macam xder ape2..susah nak tengok u senyum..